My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

AssCrack Nose

Noun; A protruding, dually bulbous, butt shaped nose tip.

Yo, did you see that guy's AssCrack nose? Wow, she has a huge AssCrack nose! Hey, can you smell the garlic in this sauce with that AssCrack nose?

by your sis-in-law November 20, 2013

Asscrack hairstyle

The way in which one's ass hair is cut or arranged

-Did you try anal with Jenna last night?
-No way dude, her asscrack hairstyle is literally a spider web.

by nobodycaresm9 December 4, 2016

Asscrack

Or butt crack

You're an asscrack

by Asscrack Master March 10, 2019

asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.

Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.

by hary dicksack March 10, 2017

asscrack

the thing reason you look at your plumber

Guy: Look at that plumber's asscrack, bro!
Guy 2: Sick!

by lazarbeamsfan11 June 26, 2020

Asscrack

Some place/think that's hairy, brown and covered in shit.

India and Iraq are asscracks

by Keef Scott September 13, 2020