heinous ass jackal

A person who is annoying beyond belief.

Ian: I'm soo great
Terry: Shut it you heinous ass jackal

by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005

ass jacket

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

by AssJacket January 26, 2005

ass jacker

one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving anal sex.

-Wow after that Church Overnighter my ass really hurts and I dont know why!
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.

by Antifelcher March 3, 2003

Ass-Jackal

Ass-Jackal <noun>: A foolhearty person of limited wit.
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Ass-Jackal: Imaginary/mythical animals, whose life is spent upon the hind-quarters of humans, and emit dimwitted guffaws everytime said human does something foolish.

"Seeing Georgie fall from the balcony, I realised what an ass-jackal he is".

by Mike Lindgren March 2, 2006

Ass JackHammer

When you preform anal penetration on another person (Like the guy from the warehouse) with a plastic penis attachment for a hammer drill.

"Wow my ass is really sore from last night. Wiggles gave me the Ass Jackhammer, while I was passed out."

by Sucba Steve October 15, 2008

ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

by SantaFucksRaindeer December 2, 2014

ass jacking

A form of cheating. To have sex with a married woman.

When I have sex with a married women I am ass jacking.

by assjacker420 August 18, 2013