meta-argument

An argument about an argument, the decision to argue, or about the fact another argument was had.

normally occurs as a gaslighting technique where one person starts an argument with an opinion or a hot take, then gets upset when someone responds to their opinion with their own opinion and blames fact and argument started entirely on one party, making their opposition appear more hostile and argumentative then they actually are.

Joe: Lovely Weather were having today.

Mike: nah it's horrible weather, i hate it.

Joe: whats wrong with the weather? it's been warm and sunny.

Mike: hey i was just STATING MY OPINION OH MY GOD, now you coming at me all questioning me a shit, it's just my opinion oh my god i don't need to elaborate why are you question me i have a right to express my views if i want to! It's fine i don't actually care if your going to try and get argumentative with me I'm just going to leave because i have a right to my opinion and i don't care about yours cause you suck.

Joe: bruh bro trying to have a meta-argument with me.

by Personality17 March 27, 2023

assuming

When you don't know the full story but you believe what you know is right.

I am assuming your favorite color is brown because your eyes are brown.

by Ouhhh July 12, 2017

Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

Did you just assume my gender?

Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.

1. Hey dude
2. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
1. Bruhhh, this has to STOP

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Arshmeet

Arshmeet is a dope guy. He gets all the puss no doubt. People call him Arsh-Daddy. His physical and mental strength is unmatched. If you're close to him, get away because you might burn from his heat.

All the girls in existence: Is that Arshmeet?
Arshmeet: You betcha
All the girls in existence: *Runs towards him*
Arshmeet: *Puts on sunglasses, simultaneously swimming in all da pussy*

by Jewwy Dwong June 16, 2018

flaccid argument

(noun) an argument (for a paper or essay) that starts out weak and limp but that gets longer and stronger the more you play around with it

My philosophy paper still has a flaccid argument, so I'm thinking about spending the night in the library to really firm it up.

Jimmy always has trouble with flaccid arguments, so he often asks his girlfriend to help out.

by briell3 March 2, 2010

Argument

A discussion that occurs in which I'm right, but he/she/they haven't realized it yet.

I get into an argument with <insert female name here>.

by Venomizer April 1, 2004