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applesauce

when you take a large shit out of your tight asshole and you forgot you have a little shit left inside hours later
Wow, man I got so much applesauce inside my ass, i should have wiped better!
by hard cack October 26, 2011
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Applesauceable

often mistaken for applausable and vise-versa

1. adj. To describe someone bangable or another word of saying I'd tap that.

2. adj. To describe apples or, in some cases any other type of fruit or vegetable that look particularly good for applesauce.
1. "Damn," Fraser remarked. "Annie is so applesauceable."

2. Flora raided the refrigerator for anything applesauceable that she could put into the pot.
by Anirora July 5, 2010
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crisscross applesauce

When one sits with booty on floor, with their legs snuggly intertwined in one another
"Wow, you are sitting so crisscross applesauce right now"
by Blueberry MB January 21, 2009
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applesauce

A 'code' word used to describe a sexy female to your buddy when other words such as "sexy bitch" or "fine ass" aren't appropriate at the moment due to other people, environment or the female you're talking about is within listening distance.
Standing in an ER when a fine ass nurse walks up to look at a chart-

1) make eye movement towards female
2) get attention of buddy
3) announce: "applesauceee"

bahaha >:)
by Dr. Bunghole July 7, 2011
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Applesauce Pancake

(noun)
1: A patty of stool that is created when you shit your pants while in a seated position.
2:The bi-product of a single mass event of explosive diarrhea that occurs while clothed. The diarrhea of which, resembles the viscosity and texture of thick pancake batter and/or heavy applesauce.
Sarah's asshole couldn't handle the pressure and splashed an applesauce pancake onto the inside of her pants
by Christmasham January 9, 2014
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applesauce goo

cumcumcum
by dannyphantom69 December 10, 2017
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