apostrofuck

Sexual intercourse as an interruption of another activity, which is then resumed afterwards.

Gregory was studying for his exams when Christel showed up. After a quick apostrofuck, Gregory got back to work. Christel was sore.

by Forest Friend April 17, 2010

aposta

stupid fucking hood rat term meaning "supposed to".

My grandma said I ain't aposta do hood rat things and hang out with friends that smoke with cigarettes, but I ain't care. I wanna do it cuz it's fun, fun to do bad things.

by Gross Dogg September 11, 2010

Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once

Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber

by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013

anopty

scramble of the name payton in alphabetical order

person 1: your name arranged in alphabetical order is supposedly really pretty
person 2 (named payton): anopty 😻

by pberrystyles February 14, 2021

Adopt Me

A game on the popular app "Roblox", you roleplay in the game, you get pets in the game and make families. It is mostly filled with scammers and 4 to 9 year olds who still can't afford robux.

adoptmefan283: hey wanna play some adopt me???
brookhavenlover2834: nah I like brookhaven better

by floppafan December 20, 2022

early adopter

A person who is typically the first to purchase new technologies before they become popular in an effort to look interesting. They can be easily identified by the dozens of boxes in their basement filled with crap like Nook Ereaders, Zune mp3 players, Google Glasses and AOL email addresses as well as their remarkably small retirement savings accounts.

Our tech startup is failing because we only hired early adopters with attention spans similar to goldfish.

by halal9000 April 26, 2019

De-Adopt

To throw away someone u adopted as they're completely useless #discord

Son, i'll de-adopt u if u don't behave well with my boyfriends!

by theonlinoobmaster69 February 18, 2022