Anger

A strong feeling of displeasure and/or hostility usually caused by someone or something that offends, threatens, or hurts you in some way. It can be good or bad depending on what you do with it and whether or not your grievance is real or imagined.

Anger is an active and passive emotion. When "active" an angry person can "lash out" verbally or physically at an intended target whether justified or not. When "passive" anger is often demonstrated in silence, sulking, passive-aggressive behavior (hostility) and tension.

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

angerism

when someone is so angry they feel as if their head might explode. this often happens when you are really mad about something and you can't do anything about it

when walking out to your car and find that it has been hit and all you see is white rage and all you hear is the sound of static you are experiencing an angerism

by P Monaghab April 15, 2008

Angerbate

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

by dexredhead April 3, 2009

Fat Boy Anger

A total over reaction from a fat fuck to usually menial situations or people. Common causes of Fat Boy Anger are pent up energy from lack of exercise, excessive, constant hunger (usually when someone is eating something yummy that they can't have in front of them) and/or missing a meal.

Fat Jack: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I RAN OUT OF FUCKING GAS AGAIN!" (repeatedly punching the dashboard of his car)

Tonya: "Dude! The gas station is right across the street. God forbid you burn a calorie & walk there! Your Fat Boy Anger is gonna break us up one day!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

anger bang

Wanting to fuck someone because you're wicked mad at them. Can also be used as revenge, in a non-rape sort of a way.

Kevin spent all his free time with this chick and still she did not put out. Now he's just looking for the anger bang. After that, he'll split.

by Elib November 11, 2006

Furious Anger

Furious anger is attained when the "angry party" becomes so infuriated it causes all the ions in a porch sized radius to turn negative, preventing all those in range from speaking a known formal language.

Once this point is reached the angry party will likely breath loudly through their teeth and/or nose, periodically letting out an elongated groan resembling one given off during childbirth or during the dropping of a child-size dump.

Victims within the angry party's radius will often cower making high pitched Eeks or ear piercing squeals resembling that of a dying rabbit. Crawling or staggering away the victims will seek refuge outside the angry one's bloodthirsty beaming eyes, knowing, whether responsible for this furious anger or not, if distance is not gained they will be swallowed in a wave of furious anger.

"I set my facebook status to, 'Just got best Beej ever'. Her friends saw and furious anger ensued."

by Blackmailman February 25, 2010

anger

Noun (usually military term): an officially recognized state of hostility or war between two or more belligerents; often expressed as the phrase "in anger", now commonly used to describe any state of conflict between opposing parties.

As of the current date, the United States remains the only nation ever to have used atomic weapons in anger, against the Japanese Empire in August 1945, in order to bring an end to Japanese resistance during World War II.

by speedog July 21, 2010