angle of the dangle

The angle of the dangle
is equal to the mass of the ass
when the heat of the meat is constant

Tom used the angle of the dangle formula to assess his performance.

by 50's male September 2, 2009

angle of the dangle

The angle of dangle is given
By the throb of the knob. It's driven
By the heat of the meat,
As a function discrete:
Get it on, or get off (then get shriven!)

Shriven (archaic): to be confessed (as in gaining absolution for your sins and doing penance).

Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include:

a) Provided the urge remains constant.
b) The bootie of the cutie

by Pilgrim4Truth January 18, 2008

Angle Master

A woman on a social networking or dating site who is proficient at manipulating camera angles in order to disguise her obesity and/or ugliness.

"I met this angle master on myspace who looked really hot in her pics, but when I met her in person she turned out to be 300 lbs and had the complexion of a pig."

by Tom LaPace December 9, 2008

Angle Poop

Sitting on a toilet at an angle while you poop so you don't burn your leg on the radiator.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

angle of the dangle

A great formula in Physics....

The angle of the dangle is proportionate to the throb of the knob, provided the urge remains constant.

by berks60 August 30, 2007

Angle of Erection

The angle at which a penis rests when erect.

When the penis reaches an angle of erection greater than 90 degrees the test subjects were more easily knocked out due to the majority of their blood circulating through their genitals.

by Tychomagnetics February 17, 2018

Angle-Grinder

Spending hours taking hella selfies.

Youno....when you're ringing down your girls phone, but she's too busy tryna get the right angle. Think "bruh.... she be Angle-Grinding again" (come you must know an Angle-Grinder?)

by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023