Among Us syndrome

A severe psychological impairment that develops after playing hella too much Among Us. People who suffer from Among Us syndrome will start to become extremely distrusting of everyone around them, with delusions that somebody in the crowd is an imposter plotting to kill them. As the syndrome grows worse, their entire vocabulary will be reduced to one word: SUS.

It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.

Bob: Oh hey Mike! What's u—
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021

among us happy meal

The Among Us Happy Meal is a Mc.Donalds food item found only at the time 3:00AM.

Edward: Ok guys, so we just found out, WHEN YOU GO TO MCDONALDS, YOU CAN ORDER THE.. AMONG US HAPPY MEAL! THATS RIGHT! THE AMONG US HAPPY MEAL!

by relatlves June 3, 2021

among us potion

A liquid potion that could turn you either a crewmate or impostor when drinking it.

"I should've drunk the among us potion the other day, now I'm dead"

by Succhiacazzi Parisi March 10, 2021

among us

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I CANT STAND IT!!! I HATE IT!!! FUCKK FUCK FUCK FUC KF UCK!!!!!! I HATE AMONG US !!! i HATE IT SO MUCH!!!! IT RUINED MY HUMOR!! fUCK FUCK FUC KFR UC KFUC KFU CK FUCK FUC KFUCVFCFKUC FUKCFUKCF!! I CANT GO A DAY WITHOUT SAYING "tHATS SAO SUSSDY BRTO!!?!?!"!"!"!"!" BPLS HGELP ME!!!

(this is a cry for help)

by better qwintuples June 27, 2021

Among us

Where friendships end, and lies start.
This game doesn't have anything to do with truth. Literally i played this for 3 hours and got imposter once. When i did i killed someone, vented, and reported the body. I started lying to protect myself but one random guy just randomly voting me. This game is fucking hard because you pretty much have a .1% to be imposter.

This game tells you to not believe what everybody says and if you catch the imposter than youre a damn good detective!

James: BRO i just got imposter in among us.
Jack: Damn bro! Thats cool. *Makes a emergency meeting*
James: BRO what the hell? i thought we were friends?
Jack: James vented and told me he was imposter.
James: Fuck you man rot in hell.

by dreamsyboy September 22, 2020

Among Us

Proof that the internet is getting obsessed with beans, with Fall Guys also being crucial evidence.

Among Us is a game where you play as a bean that tries not to die and do all depressing tasks, including swiping a card that can never be swiped(which would be a great punishment in the old times).

by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021

among us happy meal (3AM) (SCARY) (GONE WORNG)

sussy imposr

among us happy meal (3AM) (SCARY) (GONE WORNG) is a hape mele onle evalebel at 3AM

by amogus happy meal(3am)(Scary) August 28, 2021