It's almost harvesting season

Mount and Blade - Warband Meme, born from a generic peasant voice when clicking on the map a group of them.

This and "I will drink from your skull" are 2 most popular memes from the game overused in the multiplayer by 11 years old players with naked bald troll characters or in Youtube troll videos.

Rob: So a group of 16 enemy villagers travelling to Sargoth, lets assault. - Clicks on the villagers group.
Villager: It's almost harvesting season.
Rob: Let us see how poor you are when i have taken all you have.

by TheLordDSK October 4, 2017

almost lover

it's someone who you begin a romantic relationship and they fool you into thinking what you have is true love but then they leave you heartbroken and haunted by the memory of them. It's a love that goes one way..you think about them all the time even after the relationship is over but they just forget about you and continue on with their lives.

" goodbye my almost lover, goodbye my hopeless dream, i'm trying not to think about you...can't you just let me be..goodbye my luckless romance..my back is turned on you..should've known you'd bring me heartache..almost lovers always do"

best song ever..
Almost Lover- Fine Frenzy

by Nina Campbell May 9, 2008

Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“

I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

Altona Middle School

Altona Middle School is the best place with the smartest people (Except Mrs.Brady) and westview can suck it

Wow, I wish I went to Altona Middle School. It's the best school out there.

by Urbandictionary.commmmm February 26, 2019

Palo Alto

1. Uber rich California town that made it's zillions from the tech boom of the 80's. Went down a bit after the tech market crashed, but the residents are still far from poor.

2. A kickass song by Radiohead, probably about the same town.

1. An outhose in Palo Alto would probably cost more than the house you live in.

2. "In a city of the future, it is difficult to concentrate. Meet the boss, meet the wife. Everybody's happy, everyone is made for life."- Radiohead

by Mikal K May 13, 2005

alcosthesia

the state of being "under", either passed out, blacked out, or both, due to excessive consumption of the recreational beverage ethyl alcohol.

Jim had no clue which of us drew dicks on his face last night, as he was under alcosthesia.

by aquajerk/surly November 3, 2011

almost famous

best movie ever. featuring sex drugs rock n roll. all the good stuff from the 70's. Kate Hudson (incredibly hot) stars as groupie Penny Lane. Incredible soundtrack.

I saw Almost Famous last night

by bitchslap May 21, 2006