Alphonse

1. Alphonse is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.

2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.

3. The perfect child

"Maybe if I name this one Alphonse, he won't turn out like his brother."

by EckleE March 16, 2010

Alphanite

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.

Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!

by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021

The alphie

Is when you insert your balls in her vagina and pull them out real slow until it makes a bopp sound if it doesn't make that sound it's just another disgusting act your doing to your girl. It has to be performed before intercouse because it can't be too wet or loose otherwise your gonna be able to make the bopp sound very rare to do

Before we go any further let's try to make the alphie bopp before your puusy to wet

by defunkizm July 18, 2022

alphanso

An amazing person, easy to love, and even easier to fall for. A wonderful person and typically a fry texter, but if he has a girlfriend, back. Off.

Oh my gosh! Alphanso has all the girls looking at him!

by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021

alphanumeric

(adj) 1. a character belonging to the alphabet and numerical lettering. 2. a word used to describe as "cool" or awesome.

1. please restrain yourself to the alphanumeric system of letters 2. That move was so alphanumeric!

by Doctor Phanan August 13, 2003

alpine hello

A greeting among friends mountaineering together. While climbing a straight route up the fall-line, the lead climber waits until his colleagues are distracted, and lowers his pants to expose his buttocks. While wagging his exposed posterior back and forth in a sexually suggestive manner, he calls out "Alpine HELLO!" in his best Swiss or German accent, with a flamboyant emphasis on the "hello". Bonus points are awarded if the timing is such that the next climber accidently plants his face in the expedition leader's backside.

NB: Not to be confused with the sub-alpine hello.

When we were climbing Mount Washington, I gave Tom an alpine hello that he will not soon forget!

by Dilly-Willy July 17, 2006

alpine style

Alpine style refers to mountaineering in a self-sufficient manner, thereby carrying all of one's food, shelter, equipment etc. as one climbs.

He decided to climb Denali alpine style to save time before the storm moved in.

by Tim Germann June 19, 2007