Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)
I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...
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alearn; adj.
meaning: Brendon Freis' small penis
mostly used as a derogatory term against someone else, unless you are Pepper.
meaning: Brendon Freis' small penis
mostly used as a derogatory term against someone else, unless you are Pepper.
-"It's not just small. It might as well be alearn."
-"julie: LORENA, YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!
lorena: I AM NOT! YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!"
-"julie: LORENA, YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!
lorena: I AM NOT! YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!"
by incy ! July 2, 2009
Get the alearn mug.Noun. An emergency that results in all people scrambling and running around in a frantic manner. Creating an over emphasized action in relation to an event
by DebraFS June 6, 2017
Get the Godzilla Alarm mug.Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.
by GK Spider January 17, 2012
Get the Taco Bell Alarm Clock mug.When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.
After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.
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