absolute crab

When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."

Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.

"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"

"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"

by psees September 18, 2019

abso-fucking-lutely

Absolutely, with bells on! Has to be said with emphasis.

The UD is abso-fucking-lutely the best slang dictionary on the net!

by w00fdawg September 24, 2005

absolute unit

Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.

by Jak_22 January 4, 2018

The Absolute Peach

A hilarious comedy podcast consisting of two British guys who talk about hilarious and random things. They have weekly segments such as "Chav Watch", "Joe Cuisine", and "Map of Shame". It is hosted by Ben Young and Joe Gallagher. The Absolute Peach has also coined some new, original words, such as tezzers, cretmeister, and 'zors. Joe is the wackier and crazier of the duo, while Ben is more serious and often criticizes Joe for being too silly or not making any sense. They have many catchphrases, such as "I actually hate you", "I don't understand!", and "niche".

Person 1: Did you hear the latest episode of The Absolute Peach?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total tezzers!

(intro music)
Ben: Welcome to The Absolute Peach.
Joe: You just reminded me of a unicorn!
Ben: ...

by saverpernerper April 30, 2010

absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

by Batman November 9, 2001

Absolute Radiance

Pain. Pain, and suffering. Also the true final boss of Hollow Knight!

Jimmy Neutron: I hate absolute radiance. I can't beat her, and it sucks.
Waluigi: who dat

by Turkeydude180 June 8, 2021

absofuckinglutely

An intensified version of absolutely, totally, or yes. Can be used to show one's excitement or enthusiasm. Also can be used to make a statement or discussion irrevocable.

Are you sure th he sky is blue? "Absofuckinglutely!!"

by Electrical Engineer 1000 April 12, 2016