Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.
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It is something (situation or thing) that is completely messy, crazy and/or out of control. It is the antithesis of the word 'perfection' or 'orderly'. If something or someone is abortious, then you now that all hope is lost.
It is something (situation or thing) that is completely messy, crazy and/or out of control. It is the antithesis of the word 'perfection' or 'orderly'. If something or someone is abortious, then you now that all hope is lost.
a) "The whole situation between those two is abortious!"
b) "The traffic tonight was abortious!"
c) "Her haircut is abortious!"
d) "You should have seen me after the 21st party, I was completely and utterly abortious!"
and so on...
b) "The traffic tonight was abortious!"
c) "Her haircut is abortious!"
d) "You should have seen me after the 21st party, I was completely and utterly abortious!"
and so on...
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Keisha: "I ain't had no puriod yet, so you gon haf to take me to da woman clinic to get anotha abortion."
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
Get the ghetto abortion mug.The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.
"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
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This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.
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