Apples To Apples

the most amazing card game in history

Terrence: wanna play apples to apples?
Dylan: psh! fuck yes!
Andrew: what's apples to apples?
Sabrina: only the most amazing game ever!

by RollLikeMe August 14, 2010

apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.

Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.

“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”

by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018

apples-to-apples

NORTH AMERICAN
used with reference to a comparison regarded as valid because it concerns two things that are fundamentally the same.

While not apples-to-apples behaviorally, someone seeing your email and clicking
on anything in it is 121 times more likely than someone seeing your Facebook post and clicking
on anything in it. (from 2020-Data-Driven-Marketing-Trends)

by Curiosity2020 January 20, 2020

apples and oranges

The godliest 2 fruits, quite healthy.

Person 1:What about apples and oranges? They’re healthy...
Person 2:Indeed. The apple and orange goddess sent them down from heaven. proud.

by thedramahotspot January 20, 2019

apples in a sock

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60

that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock

by ass man May 1, 2006

apples-to-apples

The conflation (cognizant or otherwise) of two distantly related notions.

ex. apples-to-apples:

"Look, Al Qaeda is a terrorist organization and we know with 100% certainty that Saddam is in pursuit of yellowcake uranium from Niger. September the Eleventh.

by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 17, 2007