Aesha

The nicest, sweetest, cutest girl ever! Totally great person with tons of friends. Loved by all!
Dang, Halia is so cute! She's just such a great person!
#cute #sweet #happy #hot #naive

Dang, Aesha is so cute! She's just such a great person!

by cookiesssssss March 24, 2017

aspaztrophe

The misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete retard, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.

Do'nt run, the cow's fell over and thousand's of lemming's are all examples of aspaztrophes.

by spacer_ May 21, 2008

assparka

A derogatory term based on the term asshat, but used with a higher severity for those who exemplify ass<clothing item>ness. Use sparingly.

This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.

Gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. From what I understand, an assload is greater than a shitton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. Thus bsd > assload > shitton.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.

by Xplotos October 19, 2008

asparagust

The smell that wafts back at you while you wee, after eating asparagus.

"I shouldn't have eaten those greens last night Dave! I got got a serious backdraft of asparagust!!"

by dnc1984 February 12, 2014

asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

by m.s. November 24, 2014

assparade

Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.

Nadnerb: Dude! I just had an ultimate Fi-Fi when I saw Flower squirt on Assparade.

Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!

by El Jock January 30, 2007

Aspasia

From Greek ; the most beautiful girl in the world, like her mother.
Also a greek goddess.

She's like Aspasia in the breeze

by Crawley3 February 20, 2009