That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.
by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
Get the Aunt Stabby mug.Vulpine Acute Hooky is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend.
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE u
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE u
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A woman your father impregnated who happens to be both your aunt and mother. The looped branch of the family tree.
One session changes family structure and status. Too many new titles starting with two people, aunt mother and uncle father.
One session changes family structure and status. Too many new titles starting with two people, aunt mother and uncle father.
Nine months before you were born, your aunt mother and uncle father hooked up at a family reunion. things happened - you got a mother, uncles, father, aunts,great aunts, great uncles, grand Oh fuck! it gets confusing but you get the point.
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When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.
Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.
Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction
When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.
Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.
Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."
Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."
Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."
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Get the aunt flo mug.Dinesh had his first sexual encounter with the ravishing Lavanya, the neighborhood aunt to many impressionable young men even though she was well into her 30s.
by Konga February 2, 2010
Get the Neighborhood aunt mug.I'm not sure if your aunt is really a women, she looks more like a man so I'll call her your auntcle.
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