I don't give a shits

An ailment that causes one to not care about the consequences of their actions or give up on their goals.

"Hey man, you're getting fat again. What happened to your diet?"
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."

by Gleen707 April 26, 2019

Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

Charlie Give a Shit

A person (man or woman) who pretends to care only when it benefits his or her agenda. A phrase to describe an insincere, sociopathic person who furthers their cause using fake or false concern.

"You can't slack off all day at work and then get all Charlie give a shit when the boss comes around"

That dude could care less about this company until our investor comes around and then he's fucking Charlie Give A Shit

by Charlie gives 2 shits January 21, 2010

give a heads-down

An idiom that refers to giving someone preliminary news that is likely to upset or depress them in some way, so that they can prepare for it.

I thought I should give a heads-down to you about the fact that our mental health clinic has just been purchased by Jeff Bezos!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

i don't give a Funyun

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.

{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/

by Telephony September 28, 2014

I don't give a dirty handkerchief

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

by Telephony December 24, 2014

who gives a fuck

not caring about the topic at hand

Brent: Hey that rust is called patina.

Eddie: Who gives a fuck....

by el deportante April 28, 2008