99 Luftballoons

noun; A smash hit created by the band Nena. Popular in the 80's and in Germany. Translated as 99 Red Ballons.

"My favorite song is 99 Luftballoons!"

by flclimax1 January 15, 2008

99 words for boobs

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Thos are 99 words for boobs

by illestemia March 7, 2009

99.9%

A) A nice ass way of saying it gets most of the job done
B) A term used by companies so that they don't get sued when their product doesn't work 100%
C) not quite enough; almost

Dude, it says on the label that this new orange mango-tango blueberry-raspberry slam-a-bam anti-bacterial soap kills 99.9% of germs.
5 hours later...
I have AIDS

by Chernasex April 4, 2006

99 ZULU

A Top Secret Army Military Occupational Specialty Code also known as The Army Combat Ninja. Like most ninjas, a 99 Zulu is considered one of the most bad ass people on the planet. In addition to normal ninja skills, (Silent, invisible, and extremely deadly) Zulus are very proficient in the "knife hand" known only to the trade. Some 99 Zulus have been rumored to meet at a place known only as H Squared. It should be understood that if you ever encounter one, you should lay down, curl into the fetal position, and wait for a quick, clean, and very silent death.

Chuck Norris met a 99 Zulu one time. Thats why you dont see him on TV anymore.

by General Griffin February 25, 2009

99 cent store

Home of cheap stuff, expired brand name food, and almost expired food from brands you've never heard of.

Hey dude I'm gonna go buy some party poppers at the 99 cent store.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

99 cent store

Business establishment owned and operated by rapper 50 cent's older brother.

Yo! Get you some pimp-ass gear and a hot 9 milli at 99 cent store

by A-row May 20, 2003

99 tango

A military occupational specialty (MOS) for the U.S.'s version of suicide bombers. A 99 Tango is the occupation of repairing missiles in-flight. The soldier jumps from an airplane and attempts to land on the missile, complete any needed repairs, and get away before it reaches its destination.

This, of course, is a suicide mission as any damage to the missile will result in either its immediate explosion, or the missile will reach its destination before the 99 Tango can get away.

As expected, this MOS requires a Top Secret security clearance, as no U.S. Citizen can know that their government has its own suicide bombers.

PVT. Bailey was a 21 Bravo, but his drill sergeants found out he was crazy and switched him to a 99 Tango.

by PVT Crazy-FLW, MO 35Eco Eng BN September 23, 2009