Definitions by Chernasex

99.9%

A) A nice ass way of saying it gets most of the job done
B) A term used by companies so that they don't get sued when their product doesn't work 100%
C) not quite enough; almost

Dude, it says on the label that this new orange mango-tango blueberry-raspberry slam-a-bam anti-bacterial soap kills 99.9% of germs.
5 hours later...
I have AIDS

99.9% by Chernasex April 4, 2006