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Shocker 5000

The act of inserting a closed fist into a female vagina sideways, then turning the fist vertically, and finally opening the fist and making "jazz-hands" out of your fingers.
This fucking whore was screaming, "is it in yet?" So I gave her a shocker 5000 right before I raped her in the ass until she bled all over my cock.
by cuminurmouthfuckingwhore December 11, 2006
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Audi 5000

Slang for saying "good bye my friends."
Comes from the stupidization of the phrase "We are out of here." Shortened to the less intelligible "We Audi 5000". Further stupidized to just "we audi"... will eventually become the guttural "au"
We Audi 5000...Yo... (Yo must be added.)
by Easy E. April 11, 2003
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outie 5000

A more extreme version outie. More recent and updated. From Aqua Teen Hunger Force the PDA episode.
by Rezuke June 18, 2004
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bunda 5000

Hey, wanna get bunda 5000? or I'm bunda 5000.
by NOBODY September 6, 2003
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Audi 5000

We audi 5000 yo
by Ptess April 1, 2003
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JS-5000

n. a state of working harder than everyone else; no one else has it a difficult as you do; you sometimes whine "it's not fair" and "why me"
Damn, someone should give the JS-5000 some Midol and a tampon.
by Rick James April 12, 2004
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5000+ snapscore

She a ho, she belongs to the streets
Guy 1: Shawty bad

Guy 2: Check her snap score

Guy 1: Why

Guy 2: Does she have a 5000+ snapscore

Guys 2: Bad for us
by Man in the crowd of Women February 23, 2023
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