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Reality TV 

Cheap TV shows designed to get vapid, talentless dimwits to embarrass themselves for the pleasure of terminally-stupid, obese unemployed people. The producers who make these shows are expensively educated and nominally intelligent London, NY or LA-based professional drug addicts who never bother watching their own product because they know it's junk, but have become so cynical they're content in propelling their medium into oblivion.
How can one tolerate 'scripted ' Reality TV?
Reality TV by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017

Reality TV Real

Something or someone that is fake, scripted, acting the part.

Someone who boasts that they keep it real when the truth is they are far from keeping it real.
Margo: Do you think Karen's boobs are real?

Lori: Girl please, those boobs are "Reality TV Real".

Toly: Is Miguel as real as he constantly claims to be?

Robert: Miguel, Real?! yeah "Reality TV Real"!
Reality TV Real by Rc916 November 15, 2013

reality tv rumble 

The animated verbal arguments and fistfights that break out on reality tv shows; often staged, they are loud, involve cursing, wild arm movements, choking people, broken glass and overturned furniture.
I just watched this show on cable and about ten minutes into the show, there was a reality tv rumble that involved hair pulling, kicking spitting and head locks. reality tv show, titty-butt tv, cable tv, tv, tv show, drama

Reality-TV-Ache 

A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.
Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!
Reality-TV-Ache by PurpleHampster November 27, 2012

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you 

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

realityville 

Where everything is the same old shit such as it normally is during your day to day life back at home.
I am loving this backpacking trip through S.E. Asia. The culture, the sun, the fun. I don't want to go back home to realityville! :(
realityville by p mammen December 11, 2012