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Jump cunt 

A very rude, offensive, and arrogant person; Jumps into situations one doesn't belong in, or acts out of nowhere.
"Really? Leaving dirty dishes in the fucking sink again ?!" "Okay, jump cunt. I haven't been home for 3 days. How was it me?"

"I can't believe you did that to her! I'm going to kick the shit out of you!" "Fuck you, jump cunt! You don't even know the whole story!"
Jump cunt by InLłkeFlynn August 26, 2013
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sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.
"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."
sloppy cunt by SuperSloppy September 11, 2013

boyfriend cunt 

An insult describing a person who always favours their better half over their friends or previous hobbies. A person obsessed with their boyfriend/girlfriend and has nothing else to talk about, the partner always being the hidden agenda. Also known as girlfriend cunt.
I never see Sally these days she has turned into a right boyfriend cunt!
boyfriend cunt by Maggie1 June 29, 2014

Craigslist Cunt 

A woman who trolls for lonely guys on CL "women seeking men". She will engage them in deep conversation for hours, then suddenly cut the guy off. He never hears from the CL Cunt again.
"The other night, I was online with a really nice girl. We were chatting for 6 hours, then she was gone. Never heard back."

"Sound like you got drop-kicked by a Craigslist Cunt. Too bad."
Craigslist Cunt by dmj64 September 3, 2014

bludge cunt

A bludgecunt is a rough bogan motherfucker who likes tacky violence and drinking VB.
AMY: What you watching?
JAKE: The NFL.
AMY: Oh jeez, you're such a bludge cunt.
bludge cunt by thebludger September 8, 2014

Secret cunt 

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .
I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .
Secret cunt by pineapplefaith October 1, 2014