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by anonymous November 14, 2021
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Nut Boo

When you scare somebody within 3 second of them nutting.
"Dude I just nutted and then you texted. You kinda scared me"
"Lmao nut boo"
by That short gay bitch November 18, 2021
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No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in during the month of November. It entails the participant to not ejaculate or have sex.
Johnny: yo did you fail No Nut November yet?

Chad: yeah bro I busted last week
by phub69 November 20, 2021
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Anti-Nut

Anti-Nut
verb noun

1 (As a verb). When you Anti-Nut, the penis sucks up the cum it didn't ejaculate, contrary to Nutting, where the penis shoots out cum. Also contrary to Nutting, an Anti-Nut occurs when the recipient feels emotional pain. If you look at a person Anti-Nutting normally, it looks like the penis is sucking up air, however, when veiwed in reverse, it looks like the penis is ejaculating normally, even though there was never any cum in sight. An Anti-Nut has never occured in human history before, but scientific evidence proves that Anti-Nuts could theoretically happen.

2 (As a noun). The cum that the penis never ejaculated, but sucks up during an Anti-Nut, is the noun version of the Anti-Nut. This substance only exists within a dimensional barrier which cannot be observed by any observation device (including eyes), unless reversed. The Anti-Nut looks and behaves like normal cum, but cannot be interacted with and does not exist in this plain of existance. The Anti-Nut has never existed at all in any point in history, but scientists do have evidence to prove that this substance could theoretically exist. Scientists are still discovering new things about the Anti-Nut, so this article is subject to change.
1 (As a verb). Dies in Minecraft in lava. "Aghhh, I'm going to Anti-Nut!"

2 (As a noun). "Holy shit dude, if you reverse the video of this guy Anti-Nutting, you can actually see his Anti-Nut!"
by G amer October 2, 2021
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chunky nuts

literally the fuckign most hottest sexiest with the fattest nuts and so attractive the ladies dfall in love wotiht him affetr sertign gus vaaaortatn n5ra krr and has lots fo sex and lesnstb stag srhuarhsj asrvbae va svsebabse se epnsi in ny myn outth
by chunkynuts9754 October 2, 2021
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Hamster Nuts

Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE
Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.
by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021
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no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year
"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"
by Tymeggs October 4, 2021
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