COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 4, 2020

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2020 Time

When a period of time feels like it lasted way longer than it actually did.

"Dude, the sonic movie came out this year"

"No way man. That's some 2020 time"

by CoolStarDood September 6, 2020

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(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

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gaming time

when your mom isnt home so you can game with your friends

you: ok its gaming time
friend: *cryies* omg yes finaly
friend 2: that's poggers
friend 3: LITTLE TIME IS LEFT FOR YOU TO LIVE, CHILDREN.
friend 4: alright what we gaming?

by SBD2042 September 8, 2020

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Fart time

Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.

After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.

by Maliit tt September 12, 2020

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