Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.

"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".

by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024

Penis Tingle

A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.

I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.

by Skank_Bacon January 5, 2022

shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis

that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

douglass penis

Absolutely massive

Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.

by Rossman08 August 22, 2021

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Penis

A penis is a “sausage” used for peeing, and release “milk” that contains sperm.

An eggplant emoji means Penis.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022