Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.

girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!

by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012

grading the cheese

when a girl rubs her bare ass while farting on a mans six pack.

this girl and i were dancing last night and she started grading the cheese

by Alyssa and Travis September 22, 2013

Cheesed

To be scammed or otherwise screwed over, most commonly used to talk about gameplay or game mechanics

"That shot was so cheesed! There's no way that hit!" (Cheesed / Cheese)
"These hit boxes are total cheese dude."

by The Big Cheese IV August 15, 2024

Bread & Cheese

The bread is another word for the penis, and the cheese is the vagina. When you mix the two together you get bread & cheese.

“That’s some nice Bread & Cheese”

“Can I dip my bread in your cheese” - a man to his gf

by Big Ball 1234 April 22, 2025

Gruyère Cheese

When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.

A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 6, 2019

Da cheese

someone who has some stanky and extra ass long pussy lips

Look at da cheese

by urban bafoon November 14, 2022

fortnite cheese

fortnite cheese is when you jump off a 51 story building and then do not die.

johnny: yo im gonna go fortnite cheese
dook head:i hate you

by dook master February 3, 2022