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wizard's sleeve 

An asshole that is so stretched out from overuse that it looks like a baggy Wizard's sleeve.
Screech had a huge Wizard's Sleeve after 4 years of daily homosexual rapes at Bayside High school at the hands of A.D. Slater, Zack Morris, and Mr. Belding!
wizard's sleeve by Bolton September 12, 2006

Data Wizard 

High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.
Top Data Wizards include: Big Poppa Pump, J-Weezy, Boust, The Dr., CEO Zim, PPD IB, Mo Money Pete

cream wizard 

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.
cream wizard by MoneyMay February 23, 2015

wizard's beard 

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"
wizard's beard by Stouffer November 7, 2002

wizardship 

The position granted to a graduated student working beneath a wizard in a specific discipline and is now eligible to mentor others.
After 9 months of dedicated time spent with Ben learning the in’s and out’s of our unique business model; Christy is granted her loan originator wizardship.
wizardship by CBraford August 17, 2018

Wizard Dinosaur 

A dinosaur who performs magical spells by rawring them at the person/thing they want to be affected. It's bones have not been found because scientists believe they put invisibility cloaks on them at their burials. Some say they have seen some.
The wizard dinosaur put in an imperious curse on me and I am now his minion. RAWR!
Wizard Dinosaur by amazingperson29 November 8, 2011