Waxing

Overcharging for something. Used interchangeably with “taxing”

“$50 for a haircut? Damn they’re waxing”
“You paid $70 for this? Aww, they waxed your ass.”

by proverbialpete February 23, 2021

waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.

I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

by forizzle May 13, 2005

sac waxing

the male version of a bikini wax, the act of having one's ball sack waxed and dehaired

Ray felt so smooth and silky after his weekly sac waxing that he had to run home and beat off.

by shiny balls April 23, 2003

waxing it

Can be used to refer to masturbating or to a person being stupid. (aka douching it)

Johnny was playing gta and waxing it hard.

by SHANAN3G3NMAK3Rs February 19, 2015

waxin' and milkin'

A girl rubbing both her her pubic area and breast. Masturbation.

I love girlies, waxin' and milkin'.

by B-Boy D June 29, 2012

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

Latvian waxing

Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.

I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing

by Filips Adamenko October 30, 2017