Chocolate Unicorn

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.

Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.

by William J Chance May 27, 2010

unicorn talent

A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.

Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009

Unicorn Style

When a person places a strap-on dildo on their head and use it to fuck someone else in the ass or vagina

Yo, i fucked this girl Unicorn Style last night, she LOVEDDD it!!

by Snack'em August 3, 2010

Unicorn Type Bitches

A Dream/fantasy woman that certain men seek that they will never be able to find. Due to the fact a woman who is perfect in every way is impossible to find.

Guy 1: Hey man I'm looking for for this bitches who's got tits, ass,sexy, smart, doesn't talk alot, plays video games, and wants to fuck whenever I want to.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds like you're chasing some Unicorn type bitches.

by Jearper November 16, 2013

Unicorn Blood

Alcoholic beverage made with lemonade, vodka, blue curacao, and maraschino cherries. When done right, resembles a rainbow.

I had unicorn blood at that Harry Potter party last night. It was tasty!

by SamiQoo January 10, 2014

Unicorn Slut

Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.

Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?

John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.

by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015

Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.

OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.

by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018