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Unicorn Slut

Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.
Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?

John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.
by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015
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Flaccid Vagina

A Flaccid Vagina is basically a vagina that's no where close to being aroused. It could also be a virgin vagina that's never been wet before or fingered or has felt an orgasm. It's fresh and soft like your grandmother's freshly baked homemade buttery biscuits.

It could also refer to a gay male who's anus is also a virgin.
"I'm a total virgin. Guess I'll be having my Flaccid Vagina for a longer time."
by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015
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