Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.

That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!

by FB_29 December 27, 2011

Chest Wombats

Noun to describe a pair of rather large womans breasts.

Danielle had an amazing pair of furry chest wombats

by thom.ed March 6, 2011

Red Chested

The sexual act where the partner on top repeatedly slaps or punches the bottom partenrs chest

Guy 1:aw man my chest is still throbbing from last night
Guy 2: what for?
Guy 1:because my girl red chested me so hard last night

by Wiggle Worm June 18, 2011

New Delhi Chest Chocolate

New Delhi has a disgusting Scat Porn reputation, this word comes from the world of New Delhi Scat Porn Forums. Translated directly from the forum:

"New delhi chest chocolate is shit on her chest"

by il nut eggs out June 25, 2023

whiskey chest

When you drink and your body cant handle the whiskey so it gets pumped into your heart and makes your chest hurt.

I think u got whiskey chest.

by anonymous April 2, 2023

complex chest geometry

Big boobies
Mommy milkers
Tig ole bitties

Large breasts

She’s got the most complex chest geometry I’ve ever seen.

by S’mores January 24, 2023