McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown

*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*

McDonald’s sprite by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019

Spiritual Sequel 

A spiritual sequel, sometimes called a spiritual successor, is a successor to a video game, movie, novel, comic, stage play, or television mini-series. Instead of being a standard sequel, spiritual successors share genres, themes, styles, and often developer teams, without continuing on a previous story. While this term can apply to almost any content, it has most commonly been used in video games.

Bio Shock is the spiritual sequel to System Shock.

Spiritual Sequel by Jon Mcccc January 2, 2008

Spiritual Bypassing 

The strategy of using spiritual beliefs to avoid facing one's unresolved wounds or unmet needs. A form of avoidance and resistance, the shadow side of spirituality, and the opposite of authenticity. Spiritual Bypassing teaches us to run away from our problems.

Examples:
1) Just Be Positive (renders shadow work impossible)
2) Blind Compassion (confrontation-phobic attempt at caring)
3) Pathologizing the Ego (the ego as an obstruction, something to be eliminated)
4) Non-Duality (removing everything uncomfortable to avoid in-depth psychological work)
5) Transcendence (escapism)
6) Magical Thinking (giving unwarranted weight to coincidence. Ex: "everything happens for a reason", over-reliance on "signs")
7) Blame Game (the opposite of self-empowerment)
8) You're Just Projecting (say this to avoid responsibility for your own behaviors)
9) Avoidance of Anger (a tendency to shun or repress the healthy expression of anger in the guise of spiritual correctness)
10) Wishful Thinking (the persistent avoidance of professional clinical attention in favor of spiritual solutions that do little to address core wounding)
11) Karmic Contract Bypass (a tendency to attribute every single event on the planet to universal or soulular intentionality)
12) Short-Cutting (disguised as permanent solutions to circumvent necessary arduous and time-consuming inner-work)
13) All is One (remaining perpetually focused on unity in an effort to avoid one's particular issues and challenges.

Jill: "Sarah is going to another Love and Light workshop next week."
Beth: "Again? Isn't that the tenth time this year?"
Jill: "Yeah, she said it makes her feel good."
Beth: "If it's so good, then why does she need to keep going back?"
Jill: "It's spiritual bypassing. She's not ready to do the deep inner work yet, so she avoids it by doing all those Love and Light trainings all over the world."

Spiritual Bypassing by Dr. Carey Perkins January 11, 2022

free spirited 

One who goes with the flow of life. This type of individual is usually fully comfortable with themselves. They accept everything for what they are and go on with their day. Usually very positive. Free spirited people do whatever makes them happy, are content, & keep their cool better than most. Most of these people see things differently.

Someone: Never thought of it that way, he's a bit different.
Another: He is different, not weird but interesting. He's free spirited.

free spirited by Ashley Adrenaline April 12, 2010

spiritpupper 

Just a normal pup that loves getting treats and kibble. 🦴 Spirit also loves boops! ;3

Hey, have you heard of spiritpupper?

spiritpupper by spiritpupper April 3, 2020

Spiritual Awakening 

Spiritual awakening refers to a shift in consciousness, an apperception of reality which had been previously unrealized. The culmination of such realizations is in the recognition of oneness with all of existence.

Over the course of human history there has existed a timeless wisdom - a deep and profound realization of the ground state of being; the unconditioned source of all existence.

Over time, many great teachers have come to embody this wisdom, some of note include Jesus (the Christ), Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha), Lao-Tzu, and Krishna - though there have been many more.

The core message has been the same, that absolute truth is beyond all the concepts and beliefs of man, that underlying apparent differences is fundamental oneness, and that your true nature is whole, unbounded and everlasting.

All form arises from pure potentiality; the sages referred to this as emptiness, the Tao, Brahman, Allah, God - while science may refer to it as the implicate order or the zero point field.

By any name, the words point to an intangible energetic essence that transitions from possibility and timelessness to actualization, where experience occurs through the rich diversity of form.

cited by the author from www.ispiritualawakening.org

To say that you've had a spiritual awakening is a bit of an oxymoron, the 'you' is exactly what vanishes.

To be on a path to spiritual awakening is more accurate.

Spiritual Awakening by Anshin January 3, 2013

Sprite Cranberry 

The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.

Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.

Sprite Cranberry by rufoosy December 16, 2018