Shank Monkey

A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.

Get the fuck out before I set the Shank Monkeys on you!

by yeti_detective September 8, 2010

nerd shank

(noun) - a knife with some attachment that would have no practical application in a knife fight.

Dequan's combo knife/graphing calculator is definately a nerd shank

by CRuff June 28, 2008

Beer Shank

The act of pouring beer, or lagar, over someone performing oral sex on you as you ejaculate. Commonly performed by the UCSC both in the Deen and in Zante

"That bird last night, Catt, was sucking my pipe, i took a sip of my tennants then emptied in on her head - Beer Shank"

by Certified Badman March 14, 2009

Rusty Shank

A weapon - Knife/ shank that a roadman uses in the streets of England (Mostly London) to stab/ scare off other roadmen or gangs.

I got the drop on them youts fam.
Safe G let me grab my Rusty Shank

by Wagwannnnn August 8, 2018

Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.

Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god

by It’s me “your god” of course March 22, 2019

shank

to walk behind someone and pull down their pants

OMG! She just shanked me!! *thong is visible while pants are around ankles*

by Brittany April 17, 2005

shank

In golf when the ball goes more sideways then forward.

Beau is shank-master flex.

by bo's September 1, 2005