scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.

Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.

by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.

Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Scottied

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.

That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.

He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.

While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.

by Sierratwohotel June 18, 2018

Scratting

To rush around in an agitated anxious manner when you have too many things to get done and not enough time. Possibly gendered as most commonly used by busy mums with children, housework and paid jobs to do.

Origin: North Bucks/Bedford?

I bin scratting around all morning

by EleanorQ March 2, 2018

Scrouting

The action your body makes when it can't decide between screeching and shouting so it ends up doing both at the same time.

She started scrouting when the rival team started pulling ahead.

by Nelrynt March 7, 2018

scottish andrew

Scottish Andrew is a lad you may know . He usually uses the term “ wafflestomper “ and likes his iron bru . He likes all his male friends but gets intimidated by lasses. Don’t start on an Andrew

“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “

“that’s scottish Andrew “

by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018