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can race

Occurs when two employee's return from lunch break and one employee tries to beat the other to the restroom because he or she knows the other employee always has bad gas.
"Dave's going to go eat Mexican food for lunch, you can bet Alan will return early from break to gaurantee victory in that can race. No one wants to use that bathroom for atleast 30 minutes after Dave gets done with it"
by Brian Thomas Bowman June 25, 2007
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rub race

when two or more persons race to see who can masturbate quicker.
boy: me and my gf did a rub race just to for something new... she beat me and proceeded to have 5 more orgasms after I got one and recharged. it's not fair cuz during sex I always blow my load first.
by aznnymphomaniac March 8, 2011
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anal raceway

The method of ejaculating into a woman's ass and the sperm racing to get to the small intestine.
My bf gave me an anal raceway yesterday, and I haven't pooped since.
by lordofthefags September 20, 2013
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Death Race For Love

By many considered the best Juice WRLD album. This is his last album before his tragic death on 8 december of 2019.
A:Have you listened to the new Juice WRLD's album Death Race For Love?
B.Yeah fucking great album!
by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021
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shopping cart races

An event created summer of 2009, and held in Anchorage, Alaska on a random Thursday night, where teams of "girlfriends" enjoy a scavenger hunt throughout downtown, stopping at the local bars and misc places along the way. Each team must have a theme, and dress up as well as decorate their shopping cart accordingly. They must also have a digital camera to document their tasks and a check off list for the bartenders at each stop to initial after the specified drink has been drunk. We do not encourage stealing shopping carts and will take full responsibility for such actions once we're arrested, because there's a good chance it'll happen.
B: "what is all this talk about shopping cart races and how did i get involved?"
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."
by theGETSOMEgirlsofAK May 13, 2009
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Chilean Arms Race

When two naked men stand facing each other with a woman on her knees between them. Each of the men's penis is pointed at the sides of the woman's face. She begins to jerk them off until ones fires the first shot.
I was at a party, and this girl was giving me a handjob, and my buddy walked in... She started jerking him off too! It was like a chilean arms race.
by nocturnalAA January 8, 2013
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enculé de ta race

Literally meaning "fucked by your race", this expression is used like we use "motherfucker" in English.
Qu'est ce que tu veux, enculé de ta race ? = What do you want, motherfucker?
by Grokiff December 5, 2015
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