Putin Effect

A rare side effect some people experience when walking away from objects, making it look like everything in the background is about to explode.
Based on former Russian President Putin, who was permanently under its influence.

The Putin Effect:
- Putin walks away from an airplane -
* Rest of the world looks at the picture and wonder how many died in the disaster that followed *

by Peralta Alvarez May 2, 2013

pute

Pronunced "pew-t"
The ash or "poop" of marinuana (pot) which comes out of a pipe while smoking and induces the feeling of wanting to "puke."

puke and pot put together which is pute

by pixie boi April 10, 2007

putined

verb;

(1) Describing when someone loses something (or takes something) in an intelligent and effective way; (2) A way of describing being outsmarted by someone; or outsmarting someone.

"You got putined", "I got putined", "Obama got putined", "S/he got putined", "I putined him"

Example: Russia in 2014, lead by President Putin, assimilates Crimea without bloodshed and holds a successful democratic referendum. Newspaper headline reads: "Obama gets Putined"

by Dion. May 8, 2014

Putin & Marley

A frozen concoction featuring vodka, coffee liquor and dark rum blended with ice and consumed alone or with friends

Dude, it is so hot and I would love to drink a black Russian.

Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's

by Sister Wives May 10, 2018

putier

a bigger pussy

Rob chickened out but Jim was putier than him.

by Oxford_qwer February 5, 2010

petiet

very small not big microscope neeeded to see

yo id u c brian seebacks penis that shit was ad petiet

by durffffffffff May 20, 2007

puteus

The hole on the bottom of a puffalump. (a stuffed animals vagina)

Cowie wanted to have sex like the older kids so she made a hole like a real vagina and called it her puteus!

by marry janne May 2, 2008