Pollaries

a noun used for anything that is cool, amusing, and hilarious.
derivative: i personally find pollaries interesting because of the south and north poles, how cold these places are...so i changed it my way to mean cool, exhilarating, and sweet. its actually my nickname meaning I'm a cool guy, fun-filled, hilarious, and amusing.

Pollaries is a cool guy!

by freezpolla September 30, 2011

Pollidoidal

Many upward pitch bends. Most commonly used in a musical sense, pollidoidalling is used to accentuate parts in a solo or musical phrase, giving the tone of the note a wavering feel or sound. Often this is done on guitar or vocally as it is very easy to naturally do when utilizing either of these instruments. When pollidoidalling, it is best to pollidoidal quickly as it draws attention to the "awesomeness" that is your solo. While there are many pollidoidalling techniques, the most commonly used technique is "vibrato".

Student: How was my solo professor?
Prof.: Hm... needs more pollidoidals

Bassist: Man, the lead guitarist needs to stop pollidoidalling so much and just play some damn chords

Soprano: Why don't you pollidoidal more?
Alto: Because I don't want to sound like a stuck-up bitch

by Omniscient Panda February 5, 2012

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

pollopollon

The biggest retuitarded. Princeso. Fumador de distancia y dibujante de infinitPFFFJAJAJAJAJAJA

I'll fuck pollopollon

by pollopollopollo June 6, 2013

Pollinated

The act of having sex with a woman for the express purpose of getting her pregnant; Impregnating a woman

I hear James pollinated that chick from accounting last night

by sillyjester December 22, 2014

pollen tsunami

Commonly confused with a pollen tropic storm. This refers to the amount of pollen needed to cover your deck or car.

"Damn, even though our deck is such a disgusting baby puke green color it's even more gross with this pollen tsunami on it..."

by etip May 15, 2015

pollock

A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.

Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."

by The big Pollock October 14, 2016