Please Die

A response for when your friends decide to make a sad, tasteless joke, bring up a touchy memory, or just do some weird, pointless shit, that makes one question as to why a bus has not proceeded to hit them yet.

Person one: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person two: Uh, sure?
Person one: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Person two: ...
Person one: Because he wasn't peeling well!
Person two: Please die...

by FuckAllOfYou... April 22, 2017

Pleased

Where one or more people/person feels proud or happy with an accomplished task

Pleasure to meet you Britney Spears / ‘ I am pleased with myself

by Claude Monet April 4, 2019

Bitch Nigger Please !!

Variation on Nigger Please !!
Demeaning retort after someone has made an outrageous or unrealistic statement.
Ideally used by a person of African American descent

She was totally into me dude...
Bitch Nigger Please !!

by Yemzee November 21, 2010

Please, Kill me

Said by the Spy in the 2007 game Team Fortress 2, This is one of many lines such as "Off to visit your mother!"

Red Spy: Please, Kill me

Blu Solider: No, Talk

by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021

Mugga Please

see mugga

Jump of that skyscraper?! Mugga Please are you crazy?

I cant stand this mugga please computer!!

by Travis Wilber December 9, 2003

ebenezer pleaser

When you and your sexual partner(man or woman) both ejaculate into a cocktail type beverage container, and then share the contents as a nice post activity refreshment. (Works especially well if the woman is a squirter) this activity takes its name from the region it was founded in. A small rural community in georgia.

Lance, would you and jenny like to join meredith and I for a warm ebenezer pleaser this evening?

by vanillagorilla84 February 21, 2011

Rad please stop screenshotting everything i define

please dont

Rad please stop screenshotting everything i define

by consume the cat October 22, 2020