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Shirley Phelps-Roper

1.(n, proper, technically) A member of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. It is the spawn of the church's founder, Fred Phelps. This she-devil is often seen at or near the funerals of Iraq War victims, and LGBTs who died of AIDS, sporting large, colorful signs stating "God Hates Fags" and so on. Like her father, she believes that everything bad that happens to any American citizen or the country is because of the lack of federal persecution of gays and lesbos.

It should be noted that she is forbidden entry into the United Kingdom or any of its territories.
Shirley Phelps-Roper is evil. Anyone who disrespects the dead, regardless of who they had sex with while they were alive, is an asshole and should burn in hell.
by johnnydepplovesickne August 3, 2009
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Fred Phelps

Charming Middle American country gentleman who lives with his family in a nice big house/church and preaches hatred of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, liberals, most of America and pretty much most of the planet. For some esoteric reason only his relatives want to stay in the church, and you have to be a member to marry a member, which keeps their straight teeth fluoridated and their fingers on their banjos. Fred has at least one 69 session with Satan every night, and hopes that if he does it well enough long enough he'll get his soul back. Ya gadda have faith.
That's Fred Phelps. No liberals, no gays, not a shred of what the uninformed call basic human decency, just Fred. Yeeeeee-haaay boah!

This is Fred Phelps speaking. Rumours that Saddam Hussein stole away my significant other are totally unfounded.
by Fearman November 26, 2007
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phulonrapist

pronounced "Full-on-rapist" and often confused for "philanthropist"
Charlie: "I'm a phulonrapist ... Africans, dyslexics, that sort of thing."
by charlie00 September 9, 2010
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phone sleep over

when you and another person (usually your boyfriend/girlfriend) stay on the phone all night while sleeping so they are the last person you talk to before you go to sleep, and the first one that wakes up says goodmorning and wakes up the other person
John: hey wanna have a phone sleep over tonight?
Carly: Sure! I'll charge my phone to get ready!
by happymeme February 22, 2011
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Phedra

A girl who's funny, loving, ambitious, and adorable. She always cheers you up if you're sad. She is always loyal and will stick by your side. She is a great friend. Everybody who passes her up is missing out on a lot.
"OML that girl is so nice she is such a Phedra."
"You're so lucky I wish I had a friend that's like a Phedra"
by Piero Romano December 31, 2016
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Final Fantasy Phenomenon

The point at the end of a series where characters start hooking up and having kids.

Championed by the writing of Hideaki Sorachi.
The final battle's already over, and the story's gonna end soon. At this point yiu protag-types start proving ships and babymaking. It's the final fantasy phenomenon!

screw you, real men play Dragon Quest!
by Karashou September 11, 2018
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Philomena

A beautiful girl who is highly intelligent and the most genuinely sweet person you will ever meet.
Im in love with philomena!
by Philatopia August 15, 2011
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