Pastordom

The world in which pastors live. Often very different from what most people think. A world of conflict and humor, mixed with oxymorons...well, mainly a bunch of morons. A world where people expect weird and unnatural things that have been instilled by tradition. People usually think pastors are not normal people, and thereby won't get a joke or have a real sense of humor. Most pastors watch Family Guy much to the chagrin of the public.

"Jose just died. Someone look for a clergy. You can find one in the world of pastordom. It is like the yellowpages for pastors."

"He wouldn't get that joke about MeMo because he lives in pastordom."

by pastord March 7, 2010

pastorversary

The anniversary of the day one became ordained as a pastor. The anniversary of the day one became a reverend.

Today I celebrate my 1 year pastorversary, the day I became a minister.

by ggbolt16 December 8, 2010

Pastorejazo

Is a Colombian slang that means "hit". Pastorejazo is use in case like to give one or receive it from somebody or something.

Mom: Daniel if you don't stop this trifles I will give you a pastorejazo.

when I wake up, as usually I stretched so suddenly I get a pastorezo with the cabin bunk

by Carolina D. January 4, 2011

Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

Pastesh

Adjective: A word derived in the stoner culture describing an individual as being far out or in other words super chill.

There are a few levels involving pastesh. First level being nova pastesh, and to be nova one must obtain the ability to mesh into a faction of dopers. The second level being super nova pastesh, and to achieve super nova pastesh one must provide the group of dopers with material to discuss.

You traveling to South Africa would be very pastesh.

Man, Bob Marley is definitely super nova pastesh.

by Rick Pramblin August 16, 2012

pastoral pass out

The ability to have a group of pastors rejoice in such a way , it looks like they're about to pass

A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language

by Faithmoriahfaith February 21, 2013

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014