parents

Oh for fucks sake. "parents ruins are lives." "they are fucking idiots that ruins kids lives." Let me ask you this, did they really ruin your life? I didn't think so. Parents will be parents and believe or not, they love you. They will be asses at times and will be your best friend at times. They will scold you like hell at times and they will be proud of you at times. My parents are pretty strict, and i hated them sometimes. But then i realized how much they have supported me, and am glad that they are strict. Love your parents.

Idiot - "OMG I HATE MY PARENTS THEY RUINED MY LIFE I HATE THEM."
Normal person - "What did they do to you?"
Idiot - "They grounded me for skipping school for 4 weeks and for raping my teacher. LIKE WTF ITS OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE."
Normal person - "Goodbye."

by Someone with an IQ above 130 October 5, 2007

parents

The people who being us in this world, give us a roof over our heads, food in our bellies, clothes on our backs, the majority of the money we spend, and unconditional love. They also put up with all the idiotic things we do as teens, they teach us more than any book ever could, they care for us no matter what, they look out for our best interests, they listen to us whine and complain, and try to relate to us. They are the people who we owe everything to yet we never give them anything.
A mom and a dad, grandparents, aunt and uncle, family, or someone who takes responsibility for our sorry butts.

All of you stop crying about what your parents won't let you do and learn to be grateful. Two-year olds act more mature than some of you do.

by Detrimental Deity January 16, 2006

parentnoid

Paranoid about what actions your parents may take and/or words they may speak when they are present around your friends, acquaintances, or home slices.

Oh man, my mom was here earlier, i was so parentnoid she was going to say something awkward.

Mmmz, Mom-bitch, Iz parentnoid bout cho ass.

by Tay L Tellar October 1, 2007

PARENTALIATION

When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.

'where's yer folks'?

'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

parents planking

When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.

They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.

Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!

Mum, really, it's arms by your sides! Honestly, parents planking! *rolls eyes*

by LubeyLube December 7, 2011

Parental Stalking

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.

A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.

by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011

parennial

A millennial who is a now a parent.

Can you believe Steve is a father?

What? He’s 30 years old and still lives with his parents!
I know, he is such a parennial.

by Drevren December 14, 2017