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X-Box

An X-Box is an ex girlfriend...because her box is no longer yours for the taking
My X-Box is being such a bitch...
by Jo Blow From Idaho October 2, 2006
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X

1. The one who will, sooner or later, give it to ya.
2. Dead man walking.
3. A militant, right-wing, neo-Fascist.
4. The Devil, and doing the Devil's work.
5. The guy who loves every minute of his job. Ooo Rah!
Yo X, can you believe I married Red?
by spanky4679 January 5, 2007
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Weapon X

Weapon X is the nickname for arguably the best safety in the NFL today, Philadelphia Eagle Brian Dawkins. Dawkins is a six time Pro Bowler who has roamed the middle of the field for the Eagles for 11 years and still is as good as ever. Weapon X can do it all: hard hits, interceptions, sacks, pass defense, and even the occasional touchdown. Simply put, the dude is NASTY! Guys like Santana Moss, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress have to change their pants before facing the Eagles because they shit themselves just looking at Dawkins. Weapon X is a surefire Hall of Famer within the next ten years.
Brian Dawkins, aka Weapon X, is one of the best safeties to ever play the game. To see an awesome highlight video of his greatness, go to YouTube and search for "Weapon X."
by Devveyovich September 19, 2007
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COVID-X

When the letter X is linked to different operations (addition, multiplication, exponentiation, tetration) with regard to the actual number of infections or fatalities in a country—for example, if X infected cases are reported in some rogue nations, the actual figures are probably closer to the following: North Korea: X + 2; India: 2X; Russia: 2ˣ; China: ˣ2.
What is COVID-X for China if X is 3? The answer is ³2 = (2²)² = 4² = 16.
by Covido January 10, 2021
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jesus x

Remember: Whenever we say "Christmas," Christ always comes first. And whenever we say "X-mas," X comes first. Not many people know that Jesus Christ's real name is "Jesus Little." He changed His name to "Jesus X" to show that He was His own person and didn't need the white man's slave name... He was His own man. Which explains the meaning behind X-mas. It's just short for "X-Man's." Because the X-Men had superpowers... just like Jesus.
jesus x, praise be unto him, he can shoot l.a.s.e.r. beams out of his eyes.
by jimomaha April 7, 2008
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X-box

Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.
God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.
by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004
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vitamin x

Anti-depressants and mood stabilizing medcations such as Paxil, Prozac, Zanex and Zoloft, or any other hyper-comercialized pharmacutical product prescribed to treat symptoms of anxiety, panic attacks, and/or obsessive disorders.
"Looks like somebody didn't get thier vitamin x today."
by John Harmsworth January 7, 2004
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