meteorologist motion law

The meteorologist motion law is said to be the defining definition of all life forms on the planet meaning the definition of life as we know it

Lobotomite: #1, Hello fellow human have you already heard of the meteorologist motion law?

Lobotomite: #2 yes I have fellow human I think that such word means the meaning of life.

by Fellowhuman:( November 29, 2022

Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).

"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"

by BomberBroker March 9, 2023

Metrodome

In a threesome, 2 Female will Challenge one another to try to make the male recipient cum first by Blowing/Deepthroating him , Who ever does make the male cum first is the Winner.

“Stacy and I did a metrodome To brian last light , I won of course, She was so Pissed”

by PiePi314 March 19, 2023

Metro tow truckers

A facebook group of social rejects with a few extra chromosomes that decided to buy the shittiest truck on the market to save money (they are also allergic to paint matching the cab to the body and making a good looking truck) but they end up losing money in the end because no one fucking likes them and their truck will fall apart like legos as soon as they lift anything near 500 pounds (the weight of their 2 dads)

did you see the new post on metro tow truckers? I lose brain cells just looking at that group

by slyvon April 27, 2023

metro boomin

metro boomin make it boom

a song by boogie wit da hoodie, "metro boomin make it boom. anything to get to you."

by ihavenegativerizz May 2, 2023

Meteor

Where Kalum allows Grace to fist him and slam him into the bed. Also known as the meteor sex position, this is an exclusive and rare used method as only the biggest mongs could ever do it

Hey Grace, wanna do the meteor?

Sure Kalum but do you want to lick my toes first?

Okay sure!

by Beansidieyeyeylol June 8, 2023

gong meter

the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.

Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."

Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."

by moonunitenar May 4, 2010