Mustache Key

The key to a great mustache.

Bro, you’re Stache is coming in strong. Take it to greatness with the Mustache Key!

by Mr. Mustachekey May 11, 2021

Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.

1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.

by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020

pimply mustache

A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.

Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.

by amoneybitch December 9, 2008

Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.

Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.

by bush3102 June 30, 2020

pubic-mustache

When swallowing a dick deep enough that your nose is pressed against the pubic hairs of the cock, as if the guys pubes where your mustache.

Riley is an expert at having a pubic-mustache, she goes in deep!

by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021

Slutty Mustache

A mustache on a hot guy that makes him 10 times hotter and honestly is a part of his personality.

Is it too much to ask for a liberal brunette with a slutty mustache???

by nothollis July 14, 2025

old mustache

An Old Man who was a member of the mafia

“Henry is an Old Mustache”.

by Ralph cigarette November 13, 2023