Duck Dynasty Logic

Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.

Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'

'What the hell dude?'

'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'

by Nale Dixon December 23, 2013

hamster wheel logic

The kind of reasoning/thought process that never gets you anywhere.

I just can't figure out this boy/math/girl problem... LAWLZ MUST BE HAMSTER WHEEL LOGIC HAHA.

by Please Mum January 27, 2011

sovereign logic

when somthing u say is soo RANDOM it makes sense in a wierd way.

hard to explain but u know when u've experianced then magnetude of the sovereign logic or 'SOV.LOG.' for short lol

by robinator89 August 20, 2009

Commonsense Logic Theory

The explanation of an outcome based theory that can not be argued or retracted using probabilistic reasoning without non-monotonic logic.

Commonsense logic theory was used in the creation of self-sustainable models wherein no argument for or against could be represented.

by Boomerboy79 September 24, 2017

Swiss Logic

Penis Slicer

by Masked Newbie June 04, 2003

Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

by Ryan Sprinkle May 19, 2007

schaff logic

logic that is contradictory to actual logic, can be used by religious figures

hello-there are 42 letters in that word- is schaff logic

by JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! May 06, 2007