wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

wanna loaf? by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019

Shart Loaf 

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

Shart Loaf by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019

Bedside loaf 

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude I really enjoyed that band!

Nah man, that was a bedside loaf

Bedside loaf by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Bedside loaf 

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf

Bedside loaf by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

chonky loaf 

when a dog -( most likey the corgi)- has a big floofy butt :)
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.

"damnnnn look at that chonky loaf! It's so thicck!!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"

chonky loaf by chunksofmeat69 April 8, 2020

Yes-loaf 

Cake, especially delicious cake.

I hate weddings but all that free yes-loaf takes the edge off things.

Yes-loaf by sacredgeometry May 22, 2020

French Loaf

When you get with Nathan's grandma and she looooves it.

I did a French Loaf over Christmas break. It was great!

French Loaf by Captain Nihilism December 6, 2020