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Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020
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Kobe day

On August 24 it will be Kobe day because of the numbers 8/24 his to numbers he wore in honor of Kobe
Are you wearing your Kobe jersey on Kobe day
by Litboiiiii January 27, 2020
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Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022
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Kobe

/Slang/ for making a shot in basketball. It originates from the Black Mamba (Kobe), famous for taking ridiculous shots and making them.
He screamed "KOBE!" as he hit a fade away in the face of his defender.

Fun Facts: Kobe idolized Michael Jordan and his game was inspired by him.
by MAMBACITA December 6, 2023
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Kobe

A Kobe is a one of a kind he is very cute nice hair light skin or brown skin and a smile that shines brighter then the sun.Kobe is very caring but is mean to you most of the time that is him just showing he cares about you (he probably made you cry once). Kobe is even spoiled only when he ask though.
Is that kobe omg it is a kobe!
by Jakethabaker May 24, 2018
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Kobe

A legend at basketball. Also very cluch
There is a person on my basketball team who is such a kobe
by Otter demon spawn February 12, 2020
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Kobe

When your doing something that involves a helicopter crashing
Me: My helicopter is crashing

My Teammates: Kobe
by MJisthegoat April 24, 2020
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