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Fear Kegel

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.
When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.
by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021
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Fw.keelan

Never misses and will cary anitok one day
Fw.Keelan doesn't miss
by Fw.keelan February 27, 2022
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Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.
Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”
by The Z Meister June 7, 2022
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Donkey kegel

When your girl sneezes when you're inside her and she grips your penis like a gorilla grip on
kenjackson8958, donkey kegel
by Kenjackson September 14, 2022
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Liam Keel

Liam Keel, alias L Money, is a sick bastard who makes rape fetish porn on tiktok of him impregnating the ponies from MLP and expects everyone to love him.

He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
Liam Keel is insane

L Money got fluttershy pregnant, and then abandoned her to give birth alone
by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023
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Daniel Keeler

Daniel Keeler is a charismatic and intellectually gifted individual, widely recognized for his exceptional intelligence and quick-witted nature. As a cool guy, he exudes a confident and laid-back demeanor, effortlessly blending his intelligence with a relaxed charm. Daniel is celebrated not only for his academic prowess but also for his ability to connect with others on a personal level.

Being a person of African descent, Daniel Keeler adds to his coolness with a strong sense of cultural identity and pride. He embodies a positive role model, breaking stereotypes and inspiring those around him with his achievements. Daniel's brilliance is not confined to a single realm; he effortlessly navigates various aspects of life, demonstrating versatility and a well-rounded personality.

In social settings, Daniel's coolness is evident through his engaging conversations, where he seamlessly integrates his intellect with humor and relatability. He is known for his inclusive and supportive nature, fostering a sense of community wherever he goes. Daniel Keeler, the cool guy, stands as a testament to the idea that intelligence, charisma, and cultural pride can harmoniously coexist, creating a truly remarkable individual.
when i grow up i want to be just like Daniel Keeler
by wetrqtwtqwe December 22, 2023
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pre-Kegels

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.
In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
by QuacksO November 5, 2024
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