HOOD MORNING

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.

* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!

by lowdoh January 27, 2020

hood mites

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint

Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"

Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."

Girl: "Tha fuck?"

by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Hood driver

An alcoholic beverage made with vodka and orange darnk (orange soda).

A ghetto screwdriver

Lets go to marqs and get sloppy on some hood drivers.

by Einstein Kung Fu July 07, 2011

Hooded soldier

(n.) A fully intact human penis.

A hooded soldier provides more sexual stimulation for a man compared to a circumcised penis.

by God.Family.Country December 04, 2015

sporting hoods

the act of having an uncircumsized penis.

Me, chris, and nick are all sporting hoods

by pjmcphats July 01, 2006

hood lift

the act of pulling a fat chick's belly up to have sex or oral sex

dude 1-yeah i tried to go down on that fat chick last night but i had to lift the hood up. she pulled at the sides and i pushed up the middle but i got there.

dude 2- lol hood lift....

by svender legs July 09, 2011

Hood Run

1) Driving around the hood while smoking marijuana. Normally this option is reserved 'til you don't have enough gas for a country run. Nearly identical to a country run in every way. Normally there is more care given to pig spotting, or looking for police officers. A common rule in the hood run is S.T.O.P. or Stop Toking On Pot (when stopped).

PERSON1: Wanna go on a country run?
PERSON2: No gas...
PERSON 1: What?? You're gay...!
PERSON2: Let's just do a hood run instead.

by Super__Villain February 11, 2010