Haver

To put forth no effort when you assure people that something will get done; failing miserably when people are (inexplicably) depending on you

Scott: "Hey V, did you install those lab stats on all those things over there and this and that?"

Vitaliy: "No, sorry Scott. I totally Havered it.

by mmmmmhmmmmm June 21, 2011

three-holer

when a girl is fucked both up the ass, in the pussy, and down her throat at the same time.

after cindy was done with the three-holer, she took some antibiotics.

by candice April 5, 2004

Homer

A quaint little fishing town with a drinking problem. Also a large tourist attraction. Why you ask? Nobody can fucking figure it out.

Located at the end of the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. It is the lamest fucking town you will ever find. It is full of either
A) Pot smoking, crack sniffing, meth injecting hippies who try to sell you clothes an such made out of hemp.
Or
B) Snoody rich kids who live up on the hill.

Why do we live in this fucking town we love to call Homer?

by 24545sdfgsdfg May 26, 2008

homer and marge

a slang term for BART police especially when they're male and female walking together

Dog,you better put that spraycan away because Homer and Marge are right there

by esjay December 16, 2004

Homer Simpson effect

When bad situations seem alright, because the person is so stupid they don't realize the consequences or degree of shittyness... just like Homer Simpson.

Just go see the Simpsons movie.

Broke, shit job, girlfriend gone, car towed, getting evicted and still cool with the situation. If you also failed grade 9, you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect.

by Sydney Len May 27, 2008

Homer

Another name for pussy lips seen through clothes. Called a "Homer" because if you look at it sideways the lips look like Homer Simpson's mouth

Wow! Did you see her pussy?! That is a Homer!

by phreak_1983 September 17, 2003

Hoverty

Lisaaaaa Lac

Mix between "horny" "pervert" and "nasty."

Man, that Lisa is hoverty!

by BRITNAYYYY January 12, 2008